O.K. everyone. You wouldn’t believe what happened to me. I was kidnapped, by a group of carousing caribou, herded off by them while on a run through the neighborhood. The largest one (and he had huge, huge horns), grabbed my cell phone with his mouth and flung it into the trees so I couldn’t call for help, (and, I couldn’t post from my phone). And that’s where I’ve been for the last few weeks. Really. I’m not lying. I only just escaped. You can’t believe how hungry I was. Grass is just not very filling.
OK. No, that’s not what happened, but I’m guessing you knew that. What really happened was, I got caught in a hailstorm with hail so large that when one hit me on the head, I was knocked unconscious, taken to a hospital, and remained in a coma until just yesterday! And when I awoke, you wouldn’t believe how hungry I was! Really! True story! You don’t believe me?
Ok. The simple fact is, I was so overwhelmed by my circumstances, that I was emotionally paralyzed. I couldn’t think of anything to say, let alone anything funny. The world became a bleak, dark, and twisty place, and I had trouble snapping out of it. Still not a hundred percent (although, I’m guessing once again, that judging from this post, you could tell). So, I’m getting back on the wagon. Again. I’m hoping this won’t become a habit. But I have a couple of ideas to try so it won’t. Become a habit, that is.
There. I feel better already. Have a good day, and thanks for listening. Even though I didn’t say much.