Missing….

O.K. everyone.  You wouldn’t believe what happened to me.  I was kidnapped, by a group of carousing caribou, herded off by them while on a run through the neighborhood.  The largest one (and he had huge, huge horns), grabbed my cell phone with his mouth and flung it into the trees so I couldn’t call for help, (and, I couldn’t post from my phone).  And that’s where I’ve been for the last few weeks.  Really.  I’m not lying.  I only just escaped.  You can’t believe how hungry I was.  Grass is just not very filling.

OK.  No, that’s not what happened, but I’m guessing you knew that.  What really happened was, I got caught in a hailstorm with hail so large that when one hit me on the head, I was knocked unconscious, taken to a hospital, and remained in a coma until just yesterday!  And when I awoke, you wouldn’t believe how hungry I was!  Really!  True story!  You don’t believe me? 

Ok.  The simple fact is, I was so overwhelmed by my circumstances, that I was emotionally paralyzed.  I couldn’t think of anything to say, let alone anything funny.  The world became a bleak, dark, and twisty place, and I had trouble snapping out of it.  Still not a hundred percent (although, I’m guessing once again, that judging from this post, you could tell).  So, I’m getting back on the wagon.  Again.  I’m hoping this won’t become a habit.  But I have a couple of ideas to try so it won’t.  Become a habit, that is.

There.  I feel better already.  Have a good day, and thanks for listening.  Even though I didn’t say much.