Ham Spam

Sorry for the title, but every time I hear the word Spam, I think of Ham.  OK, now that I’ve explained that, I’ve longed to do a post on this for some time now.

Having a blog on wordpress can be really interesting sometimes.  Especially when you visit your spam folder.  Wordpress is pretty darn good at sorting the spam out of everyday mail, and for that I am grateful.  But some of them are so funny, I thought I’d share a few.

In the spam folder, it shows the address of the person leaving the message, and their blog or web address if there is one. Sometimes it’s a fake front, like the time there was a rash of sex related comments coming from Delta Airlines website.  No really!  It was weird.

The first one was responding to the blog, Surviving a Scuba Vacation with teens, and the website was sexdatex.  Does that mean I need to have more sex on vacation to survive?  Or are you suggesting I send my teens out for sex?  In any case, I’m glad I can’t read it…

Ben je op zoek naar een Nederlandse sex afspraak ? Zoek dan niet meer verder, jouw geluk kan niet op bij ons. Schrijf je vandaag nog gratis in en date direct!

Here’s another in response to the Photo Challenge:  Growth.  Nice weblog over here! I’ll just wanna thank you for that. If you like to visit my website check out our website to please! thanks for visiting!  

This is from a website called datesex.  No thank you.  No pleasing necessary here.

And the finale, just look at the third word, and you won’t be surprised to find this came from viagra bestselln….  Last van erectiestoornissen? Dan is viagra echt iets voor jou! Viagra zorgt er namelijk voor de bloedvaten in de penis zich makkelijker kunnen ontspannen waardoor erectieproblemen tot de verleden tijd behoren. Wil je direct viagra kopen? Dan kan dat natuurlijk ook! 

Although maybe the last one does make sense as it too was in response to the weekly photo Challenge:  Growth.

Have a great night, and a better day tomorrow!

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10 Responses to Ham Spam

  1. jmgoyder says:

    I know what you mean – sometimes they are so hilarious I want to despam them so they go into my comments for a laugh – I am just about to check mine now!

  2. They are so ridiculous and sometimes funny….mostly weird…..Diane

  3. terry1954 says:

    yours are funny, i have glanced through mine also, and some seem so real, and others are too sexual, they do make me laugh though

  4. Madhu says:

    Hilarious 🙂 Wonder what they get out of it?

  5. robincoyle says:

    My husband is a little offended by how many spammers think he needs viagra.

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